📜 Terms of Service

Last updated: April 29, 2025

Welcome to Nubbin™ shop — home of the revolutionary Nubbin Brain Chip 🧠💎
By using our site and purchasing from NUBBIN™ SHOP, you agree to the following terms and conditions. We kept it simple, friendly, and fair — because that’s how we do business 🙌

If you have any questions, hit us up at 📩 Contact@nubbin.shop

1. 🧾 Acceptance of Terms

By accessing our site or buying anything from us, you’re officially entering into a legal agreement (but the cool kind). These Terms apply to everyone — browsers, buyers, and bold brain-boosters alike 🧑‍💻🛍️

2. 👤 Eligibility

To purchase from us, you must be:

  • At least 18 years old ✅
  • Legally able to enter into a contract ✅

If you’re younger, you’ll have to wait — brain power is awesome, but so is playing by the rules.

3. 🧠 Product Disclaimer

The Nubbin Brain Chip™ is a cognitive enhancement device designed for experimental and lifestyle use. It is not a medical device and does not diagnose, treat, or cure any condition.

⚠️ Use responsibly. Consult a medical pro if you have any doubts. We’re here to enhance, not replace your healthcare provider.

4. 💳 Orders & Payments

All orders are subject to acceptance and availability.

We accept secure payments via trusted providers. Once you place an order, you’re authorizing us to charge your selected payment method. 💳💥

We reserve the right to cancel or refund any suspicious or unauthorized orders (no fraudsters allowed 👀🚫).

5. 🚚 Shipping & Delivery

You can read the full breakdown on our ✨Shipping & Delivery page✨, but here’s the short version:

  • We ship worldwide 🌍
  • Processing takes 1–2 business days 🕒
  • Delivery times vary by location 🚚
  • You’ll get tracking and updates along the way 📦📲

6. 🔄 Returns & Refunds

We accept returns of unopened, unused Nubbin Brain Chips within 30 days.
You cover return shipping. Once we inspect and approve the item, we refund your original payment method. 💰

Full details are on our Returns page.

7. ⚠️ Use at Your Own Risk

The Nubbin Brain Chip is experimental and innovative. By using it, you agree to do so at your own risk. We are not liable for any misuse, side effects, or mind-blowing revelations 🌌😉

8. 🛡️ Intellectual Property

Everything on this site — from our branding to the product design — belongs to NUBBIN™ SHOP. You may not use, copy, or republish anything without our written permission. Respect the brainpower behind the brand 🧠🔒

9. 🧾 Limitation of Liability

We’re not responsible for:

  • Third-party delays (like shipping carriers)
  • Misuse of the product
  • Damages outside of our control (meteor showers, robot uprisings, etc.)

Our liability is limited to the purchase price of the product, full stop.

10. 🧹 Indemnity

If you break the rules or misuse the product and that leads to legal trouble, you agree to cover our backs. Basically: be cool, and we’ll all be fine. 😎

11. ⚖️ Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the US. Any disputes will be handled through the courts in our jurisdiction, with all the boring legal stuff that comes with it 🏛️

12. ✏️ Updates to These Terms

We can update these Terms at any time. When we do, we’ll change the “Last Updated” date at the top. Staying on our site means you’re okay with the updates.

13. 📬 Contact Us

Got a question? Need clarity? Just want to say hi?
Drop us a line at 📩 Contact@nubbin.shop

Thanks for choosing NUBBIN™ SHOP. You’re not just buying a product — you’re upgrading your neural future. 🚀🧠✨